? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
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She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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