question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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