Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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