i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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