I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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