oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
