I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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