i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he was CRYING into my vagina
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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