It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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