She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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