Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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