I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i would one night stand the shit outta him
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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