I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
