Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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