woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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