Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I have tasted many bathrooms
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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