They should really pass out barf bags in church
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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