There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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