Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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