we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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