Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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I came home braless and wearing a tail....
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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