I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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