Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
be right there i have to get my cape
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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