Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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