Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I canโt believe the first text Iโm sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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