Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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