The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
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considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
it glows. i had to have it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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