I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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