PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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