You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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