Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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