a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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