Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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