he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Sorry about my life...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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