That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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