Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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