the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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