508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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