i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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