why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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