your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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