the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
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It's blow job season.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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