great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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