I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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