so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
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Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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