Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize