no you cant smoke seaweed
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Don't EVER smell your tampon
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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