doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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