I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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