Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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