hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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