im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Walk of Shame today included voting.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Never let your siblings swipe right.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
Randomize