My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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