how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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